UK Libertarian Party: A day in the life of Old Holborn

Thursday 7th July 2011

07:00. Radio Four woke me up with
Citizen Humphries blathering on about increased tractor production as
usual. Since they started piping it directly into our homes via BBC
cable and removed the on off switch, I do as most people do. Put a
towel over the speakers they installed in every room. You’re not
supposed to and sometimes good stuff is on but I still have a headache
from last nights home brew.

07:30 Since butter was banned, I
prefer to eat an egg, fried in lard. Wolfed that down whilst catching
up on the Internet. Nobody has revoked my EU issued bloggers licence
yet even though I complained about an article in Pravda telling us that
Iraq is not really Iraq but a part of Iran. No Email as yet but it
usually arrives late after the ISP has cleaned it for me....[read the rest]