http://www.jockcoats.org.uk/thieving_bastard Comments for "Thieving bastard" en http://www.jockcoats.org.uk/thieving_bastard#comment-914 <p>The stolen plants were little pricky unusual conifers. Not much use for your flower beds I'd say. Great for impenetrable borders...:)<BR/><BR/>They weren't even expensive. Just out of stock!</p> Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:21:56 +0000 Jock Coats comment 914 at http://www.jockcoats.org.uk http://www.jockcoats.org.uk/thieving_bastard#comment-913 <p>A bastard writes: steady on, we're known for our love of flower beds.</p> Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:17:25 +0000 peter comment 913 at http://www.jockcoats.org.uk http://www.jockcoats.org.uk/thieving_bastard <p>You know when you try and do something nice and someone just fucks it up.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6921/2139/1600/688G0360.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6921/2139/320/688G0360.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p> <p>A couple of weeks ago I bought a load of plants to put in a border at the front of my block in halls. It's a space that has been abused for several years now with people parking on and damaging the verge. Anyway, when I started digging I found the ground useless, so waited till today when I got some topsoil delivered.</p> <p>And what did I find when I went to fetch the plants out from next to my back door - three of them had been nicked.</p> <p>Bastards. If you're reading this and it was you - you can leave them outside my flat again and I'll not say anything. But I hope you're proud of your thieving - I couldn't even get the same ones again when I went back to the garden centre today to replace them. Oh and don't worry about the single gardening glove you must have also taken. I did manage to replace those.</p> <p>Onanist bastard.</p> <p>By the way - if anyone knows anything about fungi - are these pictures below just ordinary field mushrooms, and therefore pretty safe to eat?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6921/2139/1600/688H0361.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6921/2139/320/688H0361.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> http://www.jockcoats.org.uk/thieving_bastard#comments miscellany Sat, 09 Sep 2006 16:45:00 +0000 Jock 143 at http://www.jockcoats.org.uk